BLACK SORCERER ZERO

i am starting initial work on a new comic / fantasy zine tentatively titled BLACK SORCERER

i want to include art, writing and collage material, as well as put out a slowly publishing serialized dark fantasy comic book

the overal theme of the thing will be occult/mystic/mythological narratives about space, the moon, the stars, the void, and the ocean, stuff like that

stuff like this ^

i have a specific interest in magickal philosophies about death and non-dualistic ideas about the meaning of life and death together, and if i can write anything worth sharing that will go in the zine too

if you make art of guys with swords, I want to give you money to put your art in my zine. please email me at blacksorcerer00@gmail.com

if you make writing also email me 

if you are a fan of fantasy / dark fantasy and want to pitch ideas or recommendations for the zine email me

irregardless check out the zine when its done 

9/11

anybody got any interesting conspiracy theory info about 9/11?


i'll start



the x files spin off tv show The Lone Gunmen has a pilot episode aired in March 4, 2001.

astute observers will notice that that is a few months before 9/11 happened.

nonetheless the plot of the episode bears more than a striking similarity to the events of the 9/11 attack.

now im not trying to say the deep state decided to further dab on the american people by not only planning the 9/11 attack* but by airing a very cheesy episode of a TV show about paranoid conspiracy nerds which would foreshadow some sort of pre-knowledge of both the plot to do 9/11 and also the subsequent conspiracy narratives that would be astroturfed or genuinely spread in the aftermath of the event. i'm not saying that at all. No Way is that what i am saying.

there's no way the deep state would have those kind of connections at the Fox network in 2001. And besides, would Fox Mulder really lie to you like that? Are you trying to tell me that the people who introduced the world to the beautiful Dana Scully are actually in bed with the TV-entertainment-media arm of the evil power network that uh idk i lost my train of thought

are you trying to tell me that the fox network are doing psyops??? i refuse to believe that the simpsons isn't the greatest TV show of all time 

* which was used to justify the next 20+ years of imperialist bloodshed in the middle east in order to make money off of oil, weapons, heroin, and destabilize the region whether they "did it" or let it happen or not or whatever

anyway just watch the X files

its a good show

happy 9/11

keep never remembering not to never forget

the flail of epic fail

new cursed/magic item

random google image search for tattoo of a flail idk who made this 

 when you roll a 1 when using the flail consult the table

1d20 epic fails

1. The flail falls out of your hand as you're swinging it and ricochets by accident off of every enemy in sight.

2. The flail falls out of your hand as you're swinging it and ricochets by accident off of every ally in sight.

3. The flail destroys the armor of whoever you're attacking.

4. the flail hits you in the nuts

5. the flail chain wraps around your legs causing a comical pratfall

6. the flail chain wraps around your enemy's legs and then their legs fall off

7. i ran out of ideas here but you get the point

8. this is the genre of youtube video i was trying to make a shitpost about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJcERONicRQ

9. you know 

10. like "epic fail" but its a flail

11. get it?

12. it's not a very good joke

13. you can stop reading now

14. this isn't even a table 

15. i feel stupid for typing up all the numbers without even having enough ideas for like 10 entries

16. let alone 20

17. seriously don't read this far

18. im seroius

19. fuck that was a typo

20. i meant im serious 

when you roll a 20 you score the normal critical hit effects but the flail also swings around and hits you in the face dealing 1d8 damage in addition to the damage it deals to your opponent